Dirtslum
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Excitement |
| Location | Cincinnati, OH, United States |
| Introduction | I enjoy moving as little as possible, girls in sweat pants/running pants and wifebeaters/tanktops, balling out of control, littering in nature, doing me, finding a good slice, making fun of things, crapping, hating on beaches (literally...not being at the beach and hating), ordering all my meals, playing basketball with guys who yell "what?!?! i'm a grown ass man! you can't tell me what to do!" when you call a foul on them, trying to dunk, dance offs (watching not participating), three week flings, giving deep thoughts to useless bullshit, and making shit pop... |
| Interests | does jared, the formally fat subway spokesman, get pussy? if so, what caliber? mini me gets playmates so if figure if he can, then jared must be rakin in the hoes...but he also might just be dating the same girl that loved him back when he was a big mac eating fat sack of shit. either way, he's got stretch marks. |
| Favorite Movies | it's a toss up between the vagina monolouges and the original latin queens of comedy. both have had profound influence on my life. |
| Favorite Music | the ringing in my ears, my friends dry heaving, pre recorded live music, baseball park organ solos, the worlds tiniest violen, the sound of roggling, shitty demos by even shittier rappers, slow jams, techno for deaf people. oh and i REALLY love all bands that are on myspace. every single fucking one of you. just kidding. you're all the worst. |
| Favorite Books | one's that don't contain words and that you can turn on with a remote control. |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
That's a stupid question.