Tony Lovett
My blogs
| Location | Hell's Half Acre, Hades |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Fat and feckless, Tony is the illegitimate love-child of B.F. Skinner and Eartha Kitt. His writing has appeared in The Paris Review and Juggs, and his films have been jacked-off to by millions. His cooking show, "Toilet Casseroles" is in its third season on the Scat Network. |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
A dog can't walk up and pee on your consequence.