Gender	Male
Occupation	Drop Kicking Midgets for Pocket Change
Location	Derby, United Kingdom
Introduction	I'm a compulsive lair that's had sex with over 3000 super models. I knew I was destined for greatness when I completed Alex Kid in Miracle World at the age of three, while I was blindfolded. I'm the only person alive that can survive outside the world's atmosphere.
Interests	UK Hip Hop, Stand-Up Comedy, TV, Drinking, Smoking, Sleeping, Being Lazy,
Favorite movies	Memories of Murder, A Tale of Two Sisters, Oldboy, Three Extremes, Audition, The Host, Mother, JSA, 13: Game of Death, A Bittersweet Life
Favorite music	The Mitchell Brothers, The Streets, Plan B, Pro Green, Stig (of the Dump), Example, Dubbledge, Shifty Spirit, Dr Syntax, Skinnyman, Sway DaSafo, MUD Family, Task Force, Scorzayzee, Out Da Ville, Jehst, Terra Firma, Kids In Tracksuits, Nas, D12, Joe Budden, Shameless, Immortal Technique, Sticky Fingaz
Favorite books	Rich Hall: Otis Lee Crenshaw - I Blame Society, Michael Moore - Stupid White Men, Johnny Cash - Autobiography, Rich Hall - Things Snowball, Noam Chomsky - Hegemony or Survival, Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion, Naomi Klein - The Shock Doctrine, Charlie Brooker - Dawn of the Dumb, Tony Benn - More Time for Politics (Diaries 2001-2007), Naomi Klein - No Logo,

All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

The number for the police, I know it starts in 9 and ends in 9, but I always forget the middle number. I'd look for that number first because this is an emergancy that I'd have to report.