|Occupation||Chicken rancher, Wild Sheltie Handler, Visionary|
|Location||Central Coast of California, United States|
|Introduction||You can't handle the truth. And I can't either.|
|Interests||sewing, Bad TV, shiny things|
|Favorite Movies||Wonder Boys, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Lost in America, O Brother Where Art Thou, Napolean Dynamite|
|Favorite Music||Warren Zevon, Bob Dylan, George Jones, Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Alan Jackson, Avett Brothers|
|Favorite Books||Middlesex, Accidental Tourist, Grapes of Wrath, Back When We Were Grownups, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pastures of Heaven|
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
It's because people don't know how to spell. They also don't know how to punctuate.