Gender	Female
Occupation	SAHM
Location	NW, FL, United States
Introduction	A middle-aged, fat, liberal, leftie, redhead who is graying far to quickly. I'm a mom to two boys, 7 and 6, and have been married for 26 years. My mother lives with us, and to add to the chaos we have 6 cats.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

My milkshake feels nothing. It exists to satisfy me and my straw weilding prowess holds no relevance.