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Location Knoxville, TN, United States
Introduction I like to think that I'm funny and a nice person, but I've been told that's only when I'm between shots two and six. I fall down a lot, and come out of a crap situation smelling like a bushel of roses. I'm a 20 year old trying to get back into college student and I kinda sorta maybe wanna study Nursing. I work at a local grocery store and make way too fun of people in the public. I count money early in the morning when all you luckies are in bed dreaming and drink way too much coffee.
Favorite Movies The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, Meet the Fockers, Couple's Retreat, Jarhead
Favorite Music Seether, All Time Low, Drowning Pool, Demon Hunter, Blink 182, Sum 41, Carrie Underwood, lil bit of everything really

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Pssst....Like the sound when you pee?