|Location||Bakersfield, California, United States|
|Introduction||I'm not telling you|
|Interests||I have no interests... hence, I am an uninteresting person|
|Favorite Movies||Starwars (All of em', yep even ep. 1), Punisher Rocked ass, The Goonies|
|Favorite Music||hardXcore motherfuckers!|
|Favorite Books||Do Shampoo-bottle labels count? Yes? Well, then I must suggest V05 by Alberto... it's a must read.|
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
If I had just slain a fucking dragon, the last thing I'd be doing is toasting marshmallows. I'd be collecting my gold and banging medieval hookers.