Velocigoose
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Computer sales/repair |
| Location | Springfield, IL, United States |
| Introduction | I'm 1/8 agoraphobic, 1/8 OCD, 1/3 paranoia, and about 10% stoic. I also happen to be 100% horrible at math. |
| Interests | Well, lots of things interest me. There are a lot of things I am equally disinterested in. |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Why keep it a secret? I'd be like the famous Dandelion liar smeller guy... people would pay lots of money to have me interrogate other people... I'd be like a rockstar on the Guantanamo Bay prison circuit.

