Gender	Female
Occupation	Societal Parasite
Location	Southern California, United States
Introduction	We're small, we're everywhere, we're taking over, and we know what you did last summer because we shat on your head while you were doing it. Fill up your feeder; I'm fucking well starving.
Interests	Shitting on your car. I've been eating berries all morning and I know where you're parked.
Favorite movies	Pretentious shite
Favorite music	Artsy shite
Favorite books	Uppity shite

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

You betcha, and it pays off. It's the early bird that gets the worm, and who wants to eat worms, you dirty bastard? That's nasty.