Housewife Savant

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Gender Female
Location Southern Illinois, United States
Introduction Insecurities overcome by right thinking, disguised by good looks, charming personality, and an incredible sense of humor. A creamy center of brilliance coated with crispy sweetness and unbridled humility. What you’ve got here is The Smartest Woman in the Universe and one of the Best People in All the World. I’m known by those closest to me to be colorful and flashy. I’m an successful businesswoman and inventor. I’ve used an inherited fortune to achieve a national reputation in the motion picture and aviation industries. You think they’d figure me out by now and learn how to manage me. In real life I never draw breath, and I’ve had just about all I can take of myself.
Interests Crafting, decorating, reading, strength training, baseball, live theater, humor, classic monsters, horror photography
Favorite Music Boston, Head East, REO Speedwagon, Fleetwood Mac. Maroon 5, John Mayer, ANBERLIN

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

No. It's PAPIER MACHETE cuts that hurt real bad.