Gender	Male
Industry	Construction
Occupation	Thought Criminal
Location	Biblebelt, Oklahoma, United States
Interests	photography,music,gardening, cooking, brewing beer,parapsychology,politics, conspiracy theories, dogs
Favorite movies	Brainstorm, Shaun of the Dead, Road Trip, Idle Hands, Goonies, The Shining, Something about Mary, Strange Days, TXH1138, Replacement Killers, I Love you to Death, The Illustrated Man, The Adding Machine
Favorite music	Stevie Ray Vaughn, Shinedown, Audioslave, Staind, Seether, Pearl Jam, Jimmy Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Tool, Mudvayne, Frank Zappa, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, ZZ Top, The Blues
Favorite books	1984, The Stand, Fire Starter, Wrinkle in time, A case of Astral Projection, The world Before, The Shining

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

If I were a pirate, I'd laugh at any bloody thing that struck me as funny, now pass the rum!