About me

Introduction	I'm Liz, I'm not going to tell you where I live in fear that you might show up at my door with a bottle of Pinot Noir and never leave. I have an unnatural love of vacuuming and cleaning products even though my house is almost always a wreck. I love truffles and chicken nuggets,saying the f-word and checking for sex offenders in my friends neighborhoods. My typing skills are that of a 3rd grader. Spelling would be around a 2nd grade level. Go ahead and judge, I don't care. My parents don't speak Engligh.

Introduction

I'm Liz, I'm not going to tell you where I live in fear that you might show up at my door with a bottle of Pinot Noir and never leave. I have an unnatural love of vacuuming and cleaning products even though my house is almost always a wreck. I love truffles and chicken nuggets,saying the f-word and checking for sex offenders in my friends neighborhoods. My typing skills are that of a 3rd grader. Spelling would be around a 2nd grade level. Go ahead and judge, I don't care. My parents don't speak Engligh.