superangrymonkeyrules
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- superangrymonkey@hotmail.com
On Blogger since November 2006
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Location | Georgia, United States |
| Introduction | I’m a 23 year old guy, I’m married and generally a nice guy. I have a very critical eye when it comes to just about everything. One day I just decided that I couldn’t take it anymore. I write for a living to be home with my kids so I made a youtube video pretty much on a whim. It all has gone downhill from there and I only have a feeling it’s going to get worse. There are times when I may say something offensive, I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you that I am absolutely never sorry for anything I say because most of it is a joke and the offensive comment was an amplified version of what I really wanted to say anyway. It’s important to know that if you find anything I say intolerable, you are a fucking goon. Have a nice day. |
| Interests | Music, movies, sleep, comedy, politics, religion, amusement parks, writing, youtube, junk, offensive humor, humanism, atheism, comics, horror, science fiction, science, God, Mythology, Psychology, humanity, peace, people, power, and more |
| Favorite Movies | The Shawshank Redemption, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowsky, Raising Arizona, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, Night of the Living Dead, Shawn of the Dead, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Planet of the Vampires, Fallen, Seven, The Ninth Gate, From Hell, Dogma, The Exorcist, Bad Santa, Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, The Punisher, People Under the Stairs, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Saw, Hostel, House of Sand and Fog, Benny and Joon, Nosferatu, White Zombie, The Saint, Happy Gilmore, SLC Punk, Blade Runner, Blade, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Alien, Meet the Parents, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, John Carpenter’s Vampires, Stand By Me, Monster Squad, Bordello of Blood, Flatliners, Carrie, The Shining |
| Favorite Music | All Kinds |
| Favorite Books | The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Dresden Files, House of Leaves, The Art of War, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods, Discworld, and a lot more |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
With gasoline paid for by the blood of people I have never met before. I'll pour it over the slain dragon's body and light it on fire with the old school strike anywher cowboy matches.