Jimmy Sparks
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | I invented the internet. |
| Location | Texarkana, TX, United States |
| Introduction | This site is intended for my own enrichment and obtaining a vast empire of personal wealth by preying on the bad taste and silliness of my readers. If you are not prepared to commit to the above please do not read my blog. That would be stealing. On the other hand if you plagiarize or make use of any ideas presented here without giving me most of the credit and most of the money I will sue your ass for a zillion bucks. Oh and I don't read your comments. |
| Interests | Talking animals, bad movies, insomnia, corny jokes, insulting remarks, lying, forgetting important dates, cheese, sweatpants, etc... |
| Favorite movies | Very bad movies |
| Favorite music | Soul (with a capital "S") |
| Favorite books | Limited to those I've read |