DrewJedi
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Barista |
| Location | Somewhere in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy |
| Introduction | The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles – there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum – it’s breathtaking... I suggest you try it. |
| Interests | Sci-Fi, cooking, current events, reading, chess, writing, video games, Battlestar Galactica, 24, Firefly. |
| Favorite Movies | Godfather, Godfather II, Star Wars, Independence Day, My Cousin Vinny, Caddyshack, Gettysburg, A Few Good Men, Dances with Wolves, Serenity |
| Favorite Music | 80' music, Shania Twain, Martina McBride, Toby Kieth, Classical, Jazz, Deff Leppard, Huey Lewis and the News, Big and Rich |
| Favorite Books | Red Storm Rising, Cauldron, Red Phoenix, A Cooks Tour, First Landing, Goliath |
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