Oasis
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | Probably the most gansta person you'll ever meet. |
| Interests | Harry Potter, time travel, soccer, nappy hair, SpongeBob, and some other shit not worth mentioning. |
| Favorite movies | Any sci-fi, horror, fantasy, or superhero movie is okay in my book. |
| Favorite music | Daft Punk, Corinne Bailey Rae, Beyonce, Bob Marley, Gym Class Heroes, Michael Buble, and Kanye West. |
| Favorite books | Harry Potter and anything by Stephen King or Richard Matheson. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thanks for the cock, Auntie! It's so adorable I want to take it in my room and hold it all night. And I just love putting the contents on my pancakes! Yummy! Love, Your Favorite Niece