My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Occupation	Work-shy fop
Location	Tranent, United Kingdom
Introduction	Dr E Vibenstein was born - through no fault of his own - in the week that "Amazing Grace" by the Pipes And Drums Of The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards was the number one single, a trauma from which he never quite recovered. The seeds of his literary career were sown when, at the tender age of seven, he received perhaps the ultimate accolade - the joke he sent to The Beano was chosen as "Joke Of The Week". Having comprehensively failed to become a rich and successful rock star, EV was bitten by the Internet bug in 1997, and after a course of painful injections, inaugurated a website of his very own, which has attracted enthusiastic e-mails from all over the world, not all of which have been "get rich quick" schemes or invitations to websites containing pornographic material.
Interests	sarcasm, pedantry, making voodoo dolls of Jeremy Clarkson
Favorite music	They Might Be Giants, Madness, Pet Shop Boys, Frank Zappa, Half Man Half Biscuit, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Flaming Lips, Buchstansangur

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