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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Filmmaking
Location Mesa, AZ, United States
Introduction Jacob O'Neal is a writer/director/blogger/podcast host who has won several awards in fart smelling competitions. He is very proud of his olfactory senses and that he can tell what you ate a week ago based on the smell of gas. He is the director of the short film trilogy Lepus, Ded Moroz, and Dybbuk also known as The Cristos Saga which he co-wrote with Brian Smith. Together they host The Gorram Nerd Hour for Abnormal Entertainment. Brian Smith is a writer/producer/podcast host/occasional Blogger. He nearly peed himself when he pulled a card in Magic The Gathering that gave him +5000 in ambidexterity because he realized that it meant he could masturbate with the other hand. He is the co-writer and producer of The Cristos Saga. He is also playing the title character in Lepus. He co-hosts The Gorram Nerd Hour with Jacob O'Neal. He also records another weekly podcast with Tony and David Sabal called The Atomic Fallout Society, also from Abnormal Entertainment.
Interests Jacob O'Neal and Brian Smith are a writing, directing, producing team who love to entertain by creating offbeat and funny genre entertainment.
Favorite Movies Can we name our own projects we have yet to find funding for? If so, here goes - Welcome To Deadsville, Unhinged, The End Of The Earth, The Malignant Spirit, Untitled Roadtrip Comedy
Favorite Music Classic 70's porn soundtracks, Blink 182, Ben Folds, Chopin, Johnny Cash, The Swell Season, Oingo Boingo, Built To Spill, The Shins, and a multitude of others
Favorite Books High Fidelity, The Third Policeman, The Dresden Files, Watchmen, The Dark Tower, Dune, The Lord Of The Rings, Let Me In, The Complete Books Of Charles Fort

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