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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Gym owner/ writer |
| Location | California, United States |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made out of recycled Exercise bands and dummbbells and those horrible PVC yoga mats and it will commemorate the day that I simultaneously solved the obesity epidemic and woke everyone up to the fact that "green" is a good thing. For no reason in particular, I will be depicted in a Heisman-esque football pose.