About me

Location	United States
Introduction	I quit my day job to take on the most important job I will ever have...mother. I quickly realized that "most important job" means "dirty, stinking, thankless mess that most other people don't wanna talk about at cocktail parties." I suppose chapped nipples isn't a real great opener. Still I press on...after 7 years of diaper duty this mama has got a lot to say. I laugh. I cry. I swear and I sigh. I am the mother of three little girls, 85% whiney and irritating, and thankfully 150% hilarious. They keep me busy ALWAYS. My husband, aka "Big Daddy", also hangs with us, mostly just to ask for dinner and clean underwear though:) To read me is to REALLY know me. Keep reading and you will fall in love with my filter-less, charming sense of humor. Plus, I'm super humble about it all:)

Location

United States

Introduction

I quit my day job to take on the most important job I will ever have...mother. I quickly realized that "most important job" means "dirty, stinking, thankless mess that most other people don't wanna talk about at cocktail parties." I suppose chapped nipples isn't a real great opener. Still I press on...after 7 years of diaper duty this mama has got a lot to say. I laugh. I cry. I swear and I sigh. I am the mother of three little girls, 85% whiney and irritating, and thankfully 150% hilarious. They keep me busy ALWAYS. My husband, aka "Big Daddy", also hangs with us, mostly just to ask for dinner and clean underwear though:) To read me is to REALLY know me. Keep reading and you will fall in love with my filter-less, charming sense of humor. Plus, I'm super humble about it all:)