Saint Fillan
My blogs
| Occupation | Freelance Contractor |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I’m St Fillan, patron saint of insanity & mental disorders. I was born an Irish hermit but moved to Scotland for the amazing caves. My most famous miracle took place while I was working one day with my trusty old ox, Babe-alon. When out of the blue, a wolf came along and killed him! I told the wolf he was on the wrong path. I explained to him that accepting Jesus Christ as his personal lord and savior would take away his lustful cravings for oxen, little pigs, and grandmas. The wolf was so moved by the Holy Spirit, he offered to be yoked and finish Babe-alon’s work. He dedicated his life to spreading the gospel and vowed to only eat communion wafers for the rest of his days. I am currently a freelance contractor for The Creator, Inc. I resigned from my former position after receiving comments on my annual performance review like “Various legends attribute the most extravagant miracles to Fillan” and “Much of the tradition surrounding Fillan seems to be of purely legendary.” Thanks for checking out my blog! |
| Interests | healing the sick, talking to wolves, moonlight swims in my miracle pool, hiking, good books (well...just one actually), dancing to house music in my cave with my arm aglow, Facebooking, Asian cooking |
| Favorite movies | One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Sybil, Psycho, Girl Interrupted, The Shining. |