Doomcan
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Cad & ruffian |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | See: Occupation |
| Interests | Drinking, carousing, general mayhem. |
| Favorite movies | Anything that is NOT a Merchant Ivory film. Or stars Meg Ryan. Or involves Oprah in some way. |
| Favorite music | Tom Waits, and a host of others... |
| Favorite books | Dr. Suess. |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Dildos and vibrators.