Dr. Katonian
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Evil Genius |
| Location | Secret Hideout inside Mt. Kato, Kato Island |
| Introduction | I am a highly motivated and moderately successful evil genius. Siphoning funds through my "legitimate" cover operation, Kato Korp. (and its subsidiaries including Katonian Industries, Kato Labs, The Katonian Institute For the Advancement of Evil, and the Happy Kitty Day Care chain) I shall one day take over the world and enslave you all. I like moonlit walks along the crater of my volcano hideout and enjoy ordering about minions and henchmen alike. I dislike do-gooders and shellfish. |
| Interests | Taking over the world, scheming, being evil, scheming some more, laughing maniacally, building/maintaining Death Rays, mayhem, formulating devious plans, demanding ransoms of world leaders, being menacing, bedlam, mischief making, evildoing, plotting, stroking evil goatee pensively, ordering around henchmen, tending to butterfly gardens |
| Favorite Movies | A Clockwork Orange, Army of Darkness, Austin Powers, The Devil's Advocate, Dr. Strangelove, Moonraker, Scarface, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Young Frankenstein, Beaches |
| Favorite Music | Anything evil |
| Favorite Books | The Anarchist Cookbook, How to Take Over the World On $100 A Day, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Villains, The Very Hungry Caterpillar |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Of course I am. My superior intellect affords me every advantage in any competition, hypothetical or otherwise. I shall destroy you!