Jen Robertson

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About me

Gender Female
Location New York City, United States
Introduction I say things. I eat things. I revel in the ridiculousness that is my life.
Interests Cooking everything I see, Knitting string bikinis, String Theory, Tormenting those whom I love, Traveling to places I cannot pronounce, Killing my plants with kindness, Telling people in no uncertain terms to Fuck Off!, Kitty porn, Picking things out of other people's teeth, The writings of Stephen Jay Gould and Edward Gorey, Black holes, Time travel, Gotham Girls Roller Derby, Contra dancing, Shellac manicures, Discovering new ways to make my husband uncomfortable (i.e. biting his chin, sticking my finger in his navel, etc.), um, I'll try to think of more things.