♡Hannah♡

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Gender Female
Occupation Pathological tweeter
Location Nowhere, OK
Introduction مرحبا, здравей, 你好, tere, γειά σου, dia duit, سلام, cześć, привет, zdravo, hujambo, ஹலோ, สวัสดี, merhaba, and xin chào to you. (Half of those probably don't even mean hello like Google Translate told me. If one of them is actually cussing you out, sorry.) Also sorry for the amount of horrible "jokes" you'll read in this, if you can even call them that. I don't know what to say, so enjoy these eight random facts about me. (Most of them are actually about 1D.) 1) 15 years young. 2) Not obsessed with One Direction, just dedicated. No wait, I'm obsessed.. 3) 1D is my life. I love my Daddy Direction, Hazza, Bradford Bad Boi, Swag Masta from Doncasta, and of course my special little snowflake.(; 4) 1D is hidden in my basement. Shh, don't tell. (Don't fret; I make them compete in competitions for Nandos to eat. Niall always steals the Nandos though..) 5) Addicted to Twitter. 6) Obsessed with doing my nails. 7) The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction.<3 8) I like turtles who eat strawberries while riding on unicorns named Butterscotch. You are now highly educated on the life of Hannah. Congrats. Sorry for the Q&A below. I don't even remember answering that two years ago…

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

knowing that if he does when i get off i'll barf all over him!