Vanessa Selbst
My blogs
| Introduction | 5'2 195. No vice poker player. Part time security guard full time shark. In the spare time I do inventions. Instead of a shoe tree I created a sock bush and an inverted bed to prevent the affect of gravition. Vanessa Selbst is my idol, I have 5-2 tatooed to my lower back and slump when I get my height measured to be 5'2. |
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| Interests | I like Poker and Dancing in the Round, Dancing with the Stars, watching Star Search on the bed cover from a seedy motel, I like long walks in the desert, sipping a slurpee, short shorts and large triceps, a woman who's played linebacker, ruggger, flannels drenched in drakkar noir, hot tomato soup, spoon feeding the bedridden, basking in anything... but preferably afterglow, the word gonads, walking laps in the mall, thunderstorms in May, shepherds, tassels not shoelaces, reminding people dykes are dams but dykes aren't damned, the LPGA, fleece throw rugs, the smell of the drain at the base of a commune's shower, moonlighting as a security guard but not moonlighting the TV show--poor Addison she needed a more delicate touch, whispers in the dark, butterfly kisses and butterfly nets, fly fishing and fishing flys, shagging flys and the softball players that threw them, haircuts and thick overgrowth, handlebar munchstaches, camelhair shirts and cameltoed pants, delicate flowers, eyeteeth, bad jokes told well and good jokes told badly, first things first and last things last |
| Favorite Movies | Kramer vs. Kramer, UHF, Chew the Gristle but Lick the Marrow, Flanneled Fantasys, Femfur, my colonoscopy, Rocky II, Action Jackson, anything with Haley Joel Osment |
| Favorite Music | Indigo Girls (you go girls!), Grateful Dead, Phish, Sarah McGlaughin, Natalie Merchant, Lindsey Lohan, the Killers, Depeche Mode, the Animals, Broad Chested Bitches, Barrel Monkeys, Gaylords, Mallturf, the Beatles, Bannarama, Hole, the Spiro Agnews, the Pixies, Waylon Jennings. |
| Favorite Books | Meth Addiction in the Lesbian Community, It's Safe to Open the Closet Johny, My Secret Life on the Billiards Tour, Mike Caro's Poker Tells, Where's Waldo, Tread Softly in my Thatch, Supersystem, Are You There God It's Me Margaret, the X-Men. |
In response to all those emails and for the record stick a thumb in the dyke is a reference to a little boy in holland who stopped a flood by sucking his thumb. If only in new orleans when our levees broke we had little boys in front of them sucking their thumbs America would be a brighter place. It is by no means a reference to lesbianical tendecies.