Ryan

About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation Kept Man / Aspiring Gentleman of Leisure
Location Bounds Lake, Alabama, United States
Introduction I was raised as a navy brat, so moved about every two years. My mother used to say that she never cleaned house, she just moved to another. I have lived in New York and Alaska and few places in between but never in the south. Just after I Graduated from Arizona State, I met my wife at a bar during a cinco de mayo celebration. For the last 23 years we have lived in the Heart of Dixie... While my wife has more work than I; I stay busy trying to pickup and understand the southern culture while coming to grasps with the fact that I am a Kept Man.
Interests Running, Biking, Swimming, Tennis, Travel, cooking, Scuba, Music, Puzzles, Reading, People, Dogs, Alabama Football
Favorite Movies The Jerk, .... "That dog is not a life saver it is a shit head.".... Some days it really parallels my life....
Favorite Music All Types, Country Western, Classic Rock, Blues, and Zydeco, ... As long as it isn't funeral or elevator music.
Favorite Books ", War & Peace, " by Tolstoy... come on give me a break, I don't have a long attention span that smart... How about "Grapes of Wrath" by Steinbeck

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

In our family, my father would state after grace would "somebody please spill the milk so we can get it over." I think we were to busy trying to wipe it it up rather than contemplating what it looked like.