Industry	Law
Occupation	Lawyer and quasi automotive journalist
Location	Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
Introduction	I'm often confused with "the Googleteer" a superhero with extreme searching powers. I maintain that it is just a coincidence that we haven't been seen in the same place at the same time.
Interests	I think I'm paying about 6% on the house now, and the car is leased.
Favorite movies	Youtube videos where the drunk guy starts off with an ATV on the roof and almost makes it to the swimming pool below.
Favorite music	The sound of a drunk guy almost making it to the swimming pool below.
Favorite books	Paddington gets Downsized, Curious George and the Industrial Accident

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

A fish might like a bicycle because Segways are just too nerdy.