Jade Darkvane
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Jade frequently attempts dangerous stunts such as running with scissors, underwater basket weaving, and tie-dying vast amounts of t-shirts in a single sitting. In fact, she's so hard-core that she once ate an entire box of Ritz crackers and SURVIVED. She believes her current mission on Earth is to rid the world of Cabbage Patch dolls, and she's well on her way to success. What she'll do when she finishes that, she's not sure, but one day she'd like to attempt to climb Mt. Everest in a clown suit and flipflops. She's quite accomplished for one so comparatively young, in fact, she's already manufactured an entire line of Iguana Care products, including Iguana Shampoo, Iguana Hair Curlers, and Iguana Nail Polish. She has also been known to drink the occasional red bull, which then results in massive energy bursts and random animal impersonations. If you don't want to witness the pandamonium, stay away. Stay far, far away. We warned you. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Oh dear god. I don't think I'd want to escape. That sounds like endless fun.