Tristan
My blogs
| Industry | Chemicals |
|---|---|
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | Tristan (not pictured): Born without a penis, Tristan now spends his days feeding the military industrial-complex, [entry redacted], and protesting slam poetry. This loveable loser can be seen "presenting" underneath the scaffolding at the Stadium/Armory metro connection on alternate Wednesdays. |
| Interests | Farting |
| Favorite movies | Grizzly Man 2: Johnny's Revenge |
| Favorite music | The tepid, rythymic pitter-patter of one's rapidly dimishing sanity |
| Favorite books | Cosby Comicz |