Colleen Schwartz
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Transportation |
| Occupation | Flight Attendant |
| Location | St Paul, MN, United States |
| Introduction | Colleen Schwartz secretly wishes she was performing on Broadway, but she barely has the energy to chase around her two kids- Lyra, (age 10,) and Kofi, (age 8.) So writing this bio as if you were reading a playbill will have to suffice. She’s played such roles as Laura The Glass Menagerie, Peter Pan Peter Pan, Zaneeta The Music Man, Flight Attendant Delta Air Lines, Wifey Max Schwartz, and Union Activist AFA-CIO. She’s learned to tolerate the six-month winter in St. Paul, MN by flying other places. And before you ask (because that’s the #1 question asked to flight attendants-) her favorite layover destination is London. Everyone’s next favorite question is about pantyhose pics- so let’s not go there. Hobbies include reading, performing as a bedpost onstage (one time she also played a stool!), and knitting. When she’s not performing as furniture, you can find her at home, cuddling with her pets, Lion Trotsky Schwartz and The Unsinkable Molly Schwartz. |