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Gender	Female
Industry	Fashion
Occupation	Cosmetologist and Chronic Fun Haver
Location	SLC, UT, United States
Introduction	I just moved back to my old stomping grounds, Salt Lake City,w/ my paramour and our puppy child Dexter. I am exploring the city, doing rad hairs, and getting drunk by myself at 4pm and watching reruns of 30Rock on Netflix

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

It doesn't care. It brings all the boys to the yard. And chances are one of them has a straw.