MadameNoir

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Gender Female
Industry Student
Occupation Baker Bitch
Location Mill Creek, WA, United States
Introduction Tattooed, funny hair, barely breaking 5' tall, scotch, irish, austrian, norse, strangely not a boozer, Navy wife, baking student, dish bitch, the keeper in line of the stupids in the program, the baker of goods to many men and women stationed with my husband overseas. I'm a flat out nutter, but I wear it damn well.
Interests Baking, cake decorating, your mom, NOT my mom *gag*, Beer, Wine, tattoos, my husband, boobs, smart women, loosing my fat.
Favorite Movies Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, Sound of Music, Diary of Ellen Rimbauer/Rose Red, the LOTR trilogy
Favorite Music Anything but polka, damn new age hippie shit, or anything that could turn me emo.
Favorite Books LOTR trilogy, The Hobbit, damn near anything Grisham, King, Harris, Jance, and Morgan.

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

When someone starts trying to breed with them and they have to break out the pimp hand!