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Zelda
On Blogger since: August 2003
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GenderFemale
IndustryChemicals
OccupationCastration
LocationDon'tLookForMe, Anywhere, United States
IntroductionI'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.
InterestsNot ever sweating too hard, cut and assemble projects, older men, pieholes and snuff films.
Favorite moviesThe Godfather I & II, O Brother Where Art Thou?, True Romance, LOTR trilogy,
Favorite musicBluegrass, Folk, Rock, Metal...
Favorite booksOne Hundred Years of Solitude, The Pillow Boy of Lady Onogoro, Flashman at the Charge, any biography of Ben Franklin, histories...

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Because not only do I have no clothes, I also have no feet.

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