Gretty
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Colorado Springs, CO, United States |
| Introduction | I'm self-absorbed, irrational, and in complete denial about pretty much everything. I'm actually kind of a nice person, but so? My brains are my curse, but my looks are yours. So,as my friends in Drunk School say, 'feel, heal, get real and deal.' Or don't. I wish I'd never gotten a cell phone and I think cake is good. If you tell me a secret I'll take it to my grave. My boobs aren't that big, and I've had a lot of root canals. Being me is weird. I kind of like it. |
| Interests | Remaining alive What's going on with Anna Nicole's baby The upcoming apocalypse The life of Chuck Klosterman Needlework My cat |
| Favorite Movies | Here we go, with another round of 'What I like is who I am! How can I connect with you and make you like me?' I like The Royal T's, No Such Thing, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Illusionist, Pan's Labyrinth, Bad Education, Cecil B. Demented, Your Friends and Nighbors, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Dazed and Confused, Sense and Sensibility, The Big Lebowski, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Buffalo '66, Damage, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and also the ones everyone else likes or not |
| Favorite Music | The Kingston Trio, Peter Murphy, The Geardaddies, Gay 80's, Erasure, John Denver, Dwight Yoakam |
| Favorite Books | Hannibal, Haunted, God Bless you Mr. Rosewater, Lonesome Dove, Lord of the Flies, Huckleberry Finn, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Time Traveller's Wife, Of Mice and Men, Breakfast of Champions, Choke, Fargo Rock City, Damage, The Music of Chance, KING DORK - wow!, The Stand, A Fine Balance, The Dead Zone, Madame Bovary |
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
It is because people can not spell.