Betsy Longstocking
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Translator and Proofreader Extraordinaire |
| Location | Santiago, Chile |
| Introduction | It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or think you can do. There's a confrontation with destiny awaiting you. Somewhere, there is a chile you cannot eat." -- Daniel Pinkwater, "A Hot Time in Nairobi" |