Paul
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Deli! |
| Location | Winterpeg, Manisnowba, Canada |
| Introduction | ALLERGY ALERT! May Contain Nut. If you are allergic to the not everyday, or the less-than sane, i recommend staying at least 50m away. Do not eat. Do not inhale. Do not dispose of in fire. Tipping may result in injury or death. Side Effects include loss of vision, sight, view, eye power, blindness both temporary and permanent, loss of sanity, a profound love for granola bars or feelings of inadequacy. After all, the human body is not meant to be that close to this much awesome. Please keep yourself on a leash at all times, as Paul has a habit of referring to Paul's self in the third person. Paul also kind of hates people. We're not sure why we do, but it DOES include a small forest, The Wheel, three slices of burnt toast, and Ohm's Law. I also like playing guitar, though i'm pretty not ok at it. And food, that's nice too. Rated E for Everyone. Gameplay experience may change during online interactions. Please do not stop the lulz and spread this blog like it's a plague party and everyone's invited. |
| Interests | well, certainly NOT Facebook!, but i digress, a good book, my cat Charlie the cat!, Running, video games, food, ultimate, a general lack of sanity, People are interesting, but they're kinda dumb, LOLcats!,when you look at your own profile and click on the interests just to make sure you have really unique ones |
| Favorite movies | I like movies!, I didn't know where to put the other things i like because there isn't really a spot for it, Putting everything in "Interests" seems kind of bland, so i just kind of cut it out and started writing here., Stars are interesting. Same thing with movies, and other flashing pictures. If you made me a massive slide reel, where every second picture was blank, i would still watch it, 2001, |
| Favorite music | A Fine Frenzy, Barenaked Ladies, Butch Walker, City and Colour, Counting Crows, Deep Purple, Gorillas, In Flames, The New Pornographers, Rise Against, Smash Mouth, Tears for Fears, The Planet Smashers, Rhapsody, Dragonforce, Nox Arcana, Angels & Airwaves,I'm sure i'll find more... |
| Favorite books | Life of Pi, Foundation, Lord of the Rings, Revelations, Psalms, Corinthians I and II, Henderson the Rain King, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
Ankles aren't of consequence, while consequences are. Unless you're Achilles, then your ankles have dire consequences attached to them, especially if your ankle isn't attached to you anymore.