Jacs
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | General Dogsbody |
| Location | Bothwell, South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Purveyor of fine soups and budget meals; creator of calm; killer of houseplants; failed gardener (but still insists on pursuing the art); champion whinger; partner to Richard and Mum to Ellis and Finlay. Very skilled at ironing, being the Tickle Monster, bringing up infant wind and colouring inside the lines. |
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
About eating a spider, I'd imagine.