Gender	Female
Occupation	Freelance Writer
Location	Ayutthaya, Thailand
Introduction	I hate poodles, horses, Precious Moments figurines, adults who wear Disney apparel, worms, large birds, and the weird clown thing from "Saw", long lines, astronauts, and musicals. I love running long distances, handbags, getting tattooed, and winning stuff.
Interests	running, reading, writing, plotting well-executed pranks, compulsive online shopping, watching other people smoke
Favorite movies	Rear Window and anything Alfred Hitchcock did, old monster movies, Superbad, Bringing Up Baby, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Favorite music	Lyle Lovett and shitty 70's music
Favorite books	All books by Mike Perry and Justin Isherwood, Notes from the Underground, and magazines; since I don't feel like investing myself in whole novels anymore

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of brass, sassafrass.