Gender	Female
Industry	Law
Occupation	Stay-at-home mom; former attorney
Location	A quaint small town outside Chi-Town, Illinois, United States
Introduction	A very, very bad girl cleverly disguised as a responsible, ordinary stay-at-home mom.
Interests	Sudoku, curing autism, cooking, movies, sex, video games (though not first person shooters), writing, sleeping, and Red Wings hockey. I definitely don't get enough of the 5th or the 8th.
Favorite movies	The Usual Suspects, Best in Show, The Princess Bride, Big Night, The Prestige, Elizabeth, Laura, Gaslight, Say Anything, Office Space, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Airplane, Bound, Pulp Fiction, Being John Malkovich, Gosford Park, American Beauty, and many others. Mostly my kids watch Shrek, Shrek 2, and Cars, over and over and over ad nauseum.
Favorite music	Almost everything, as my poor overworked MP3 player could tell you.
Favorite books	Watership Down, The Hours, Philip Pullmans' His Dark Materials trilogy, Out of the Flames, Sex God:Exploring the Endless Connections between Sexuality and Spirituality, Savage Beauty, the Harry Potter books, anything by Michael Chabon, Jonathan Stroud's Bartimaeus trilogy

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

The red fuck-me pumps, of course. It's always the red fuck-me pumps.