Dude
| Industry | Chemicals |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Chemical Dude |
| Location | Spokane, Washington, United States |
| Introduction | I am a member of the Jello club. Everyday, I wash my feet in a mayonaise vat and dry them with the exfoliating moldy banana peel. |
| Interests | Underwater Basket weaving, Riding wild bulls, Eating pony meat sandwiches. |
| Favorite movies | Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Notebook, Space Jam |
| Favorite music | Oingo Boingo, Whoever sings the "Land of the Lost" theme song |
| Favorite books | How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Giving Tree |