Sparky
| Location | Ohio, United States |
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| Introduction | Middle-aged, thus a little cranky. Ruggedly handsome and undeniably sexy but with a good heart, and, some would say, a little goofy to boot. |
| Favorite movies | The Apartment, Body Heat, Fantasia, Le Rayon Vert, Scrooged, Network, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Apocalypse Now, Die Hard, The Natural, Witness, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Lethal Weapon, The Godfather, and too many others to mention. |
| Favorite music | Anything except rap and hippity-hop. |
| Favorite books | A Christmas Carol, Wind In The Willows, Windows 98 For Dummies. |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
Because a '57 Chevy with a 350 small block only gets 15 mpg if you're lucky!