Perennial Gadfly
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Professional Botherer of People |
| Location | Scottsdale, AZ, United States |
| Introduction | I'm...different. You'll see. You'll all see. |
| Interests | Reading, writing, sketching, teh interwebs, Youtube, philosophizing, soliloquizing, ranting, heckling, bothering people, doing stuff |
| Favorite movies | The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Super Troopers, Road to Perdition, Idiocracy, Juno, Smart People, Superbad, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine, Bob Smith USA |
| Favorite music | classical, baroque, Led Zeppelin, Kings of Convenience, Dear and the Headlights, other stuff |
| Favorite books | I LOVE BOOKS., J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Orson Scott Card, David Sedaris, Anne McCaffrey, Lemony Snicket, Daniel Handler, Christopher Hitchens |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Fruitcake, Thank you so much for the lovely sex toy. I will be sure to use it during my next ill-advised liasion.