Lobster Boy

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Business Services
Occupation Red Lobster Server
Location Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction I've worked for Red Lobster for the better part of a decade. They used to care for their employees, now we're just another warm body in their soulless corporation. The views expressed here are OBVIOUSLY not corporate Red Lobster's or Darden's. If you can't figure that out, press your call button and someone will be right by to smack you in the head with a hammer.
The blog formerly known as "Red Lobster hates its employees".
Interests Red Lobster, Food service, customer service, restaurants, service industry, people who control their children while dining out, ways to get stoned customers arrested, ways to get Darden and Red Lobster specifically to pull their top level management's heads out of their butts and begin to take care of their employees, bartending, dish washing, bussing, hosting, food prep, line cooks, local management who are not responsible for terrible decisions but yet have to enforce them and take the heat for them
Favorite Movies Supersize me, Red Lobster Training Videos, Office Space, Waiting, Happy Feet, Napolean Dynamite, Nacho Libre
Favorite Music Piped in Red Lobster Music, far too loud for old people to enjoy.
Favorite Books The Red Lobster Compass manual, Server Training materials, The Art of War, War and Peace, Bible, The Old Man and the Sea, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, House Made of Dawn, The Hardy Boys, The Lord of the Rings, Crime and Punishment, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Dante's Inferno, The Caves of Steel, The Foundation Trilogy, Stranger in a Strange Land, Choose your own adventure books, Amazing Grace, Encyclopedia Brown, Iliad, Calvin and Hobbes, Dilbert, A Wrinkle in Time, Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Tale of Two Cities, Huckleberry Finn, A Brief History of Time, The Grapes of Wrath, The Prince, The Call of the Wild, Lord of the Flies, 1984, Ulysses, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, All's Quiet on the Western Front, Johny Got his gun, The Moon is a harsh mistress, Blink, Tipping Point, The Dip, Good To Great, Getting Things Done, Purple Cow, The Monkeywrench Gang, Servant Leadership, One Minute Manager, The One Thing You Need To Know