Muffy Morgan
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Renaissance Woman, Nonprofit Comedian |
| Introduction | Wandering vagabond. Not-so-svelte, meditating, vegan-ish yogi. Interests? Comedy and salsa, rollerderby and the color plum. I bake 20 minute brownies in 10 minutes and understand my houseplants. I would trade skydiving for storm chasing. I call my momma Buddha. Adore puppy breathe and fresh baby smell and scorned-woman funk music. Love food and fornication (not necessarily separately or in that order), nature-gazing, creating, & being brunette. For now. |
| Favorite movies | The Holiday, Under the Tuscan Sun, Anchorman, The Diving Bell & The Butterfly, Hot Tub Time Machine, Waitress, Transformers |
| Favorite music | Pandora Radio: Adele. Dixie Chicks radio in the morning, Beyonce station while I move my ass, & Stevie Ray Vaughan while I'm cookin'. |
| Favorite books | Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Veganomicon, Why We Love Dogs Eat Pigs & Wear Cows, Good in Bed |
Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?
"They took my hand and all I got was this fucking rubber stamp."