The Mayan Alien
| Occupation | just a greedy, wayfaring stranger |
|---|---|
| Introduction | A wandering alien wondering about the ways of the world. |
| Interests | none that will interest you |
| Favorite Movies | none that will appeal to you |
| Favorite Music | your primitive primal pieces offer me little interest, sole exception being jazz |
| Favorite Books | none that will entertain you |