Melissa Sandwich
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | Boston, MA, United States |
| Introduction | LEAN MEAN ZINE MACHINE QUEEN Codenames: Mel, Meebles, Meebs, et al. |
| Interests | Interesting things. |
| Favorite movies | Everything I needed to know from movies I learned from "Superbad". |
| Favorite music | IGGY POPSICLES! |
| Favorite books | I like reading your mind. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Milkshakes don't have feelings. Their sole purpose is to bring boys to the yard.