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About me

Gender Male
Industry Religion
Occupation Archbishop
Location Switzerland
Introduction I'm the Archbishop of The Church you are reading about, I am a REAL BISHOP unlike that Cheetos, Brazil obesity in a wool dress, these tassels hold REAL FAITH.
Interests Pius V, Episcopal hose, Episcopal slippers, Poor Latin Translations, Repressive Psychology, Holy Mother Sheen
Favorite Movies The Song of Bernadette, Deep Throat, The Shoes of the Fisherman, Mommy Dearest, The Scarlet and the Black
Favorite Music Any Sacred Music Composer that was/is NOT a pedophile
Favorite Books Douay-Rheims Bible, ANYTHING by MONSIGNOR KNOX (the last real Mons.), The Psychology of Kittens, Bishops-at-Large

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Something like a Fisherman's Ring being smashed between two scarlet handkerchiefs and a heart monitor flat-lining in the background.