spacepope4u
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Mariologist |
| Location | California, United States |
| Introduction | The result of a idle childhood and a healthy supply of Nintendo products. God bless that squat plumber. |
| Interests | Mario, Jumpman, The Great Gonzales, The Perils of Pauline, the disappearance of Donkey Kong Jr., the Eight Bits, Mushroom Kingdom physics, smiling clouds, smiling trees, smiling mountains, field horsehair plants, coin levitation, Doki Doki Panic, Birdo's gender, Booster, Valentina, the Hammer Bros. Suit, Bowser's theoretical wife, Daisy's potbelly, the problematic nature of Waluigi, 9-Volt, all Kongs besides Tiny Kong, whenever Toad is playable |
| Favorite Movies | Suprisingly not the Super Mario Bros. movie, on account of it sucking |
| Favorite Music | Bleeps, blorps |
| Favorite Books | Instruction manuals. |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
Three meters to the left of China.