Gender	Female
Occupation	Social Worker
Location	Alabama, United States
Introduction	Mommy. Wife. Noonday Ambassador. Social Worker. Blogger. Advocate for Diabetes, Down Syndrome, and Adoption. I love to laugh until tears run down my cheeks. I have been known to exaggerate for effect.
Interests	Alabama football, sports, travel, shopping, landscaping, cooking, Type I Diabetes
Favorite movies	Remember the Titans, Life is Beautiful, Dumb and Dumber, Christmas Vacation, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Crash, Gladiator, Sweet Home Alabama, Tommy Boy, Meet the Parents
Favorite music	Allison Krauss, Christmas music, Marc Cohn, Third Day, Simon & Garfunkel, Sarah McLaughlin, Rod Stewart, broadway soundtracks, 80's music, Tracy Chapman, Indigo Girls, Jim Brickman, George Winston, basically anything except for twangy country and hard-core rap...
Favorite books	The Bible, The Secret Life of Bees, Francine Rivers novels, Tara Road, We're Just Like You Only Prettier, cookbooks

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Why can't pirates laugh when they say 'poop deck'? It's funny.